Teacher Quotes

There is always a Teacher who hates you for no reason.
"The word ‘I’ symbolizes own EGO as sage says, ‘YOU’ sounds ADVICE as directed towards others and ‘WE’ signifies ACTION as it involves everyone alike; A true leader defines and differentiates oneself from others by often constructive ACTION than ADVICE and the same reflects in one’s language."
~Anuj Somany
"A person who burns from inside like the sun or a lamp can be a guiding light into others life and its luminous flux decides as how much a preacher’s life is right;
and the people who can’t or don’t, seem bright only to those who have mere eyesight without a vision inside but just a minuscule glare."

~Anuj Somany

You taught me how to smile again, when I forgot everything before you. You taught me how to live again, when all I knew was you.

teacher: where  is your homework?

student: ohhh written in the starss!

teacher: where is it?

student: a million miles away

teacher:*sigh*what did you write about?

student: message to the main, ohhhh

teacher: do you want to go to summer school?

student: seasons come and go!

teacher: change your attitude!

student: but i will never change.

teacher: go to the headteacher's office!

student: i'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!

teacher: wait...isn't that a song?...

stu dent: (take s off earplugs)

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after
One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.

I hate it when I am taking an exam and the teacher decides to stand right next to my desk for 5-10 minutes and looks at all of my answers.  
Its just. 
Why me? 

So today I helped out an old teacher of mine and she now works at a school a couple towns over. One of her students kept asking me questions about myself and finishes off with asking "Does you money look different than it does here?" She is in 4th grade and has probably been to my town multiple times in her life
I love the look teachers give you when you answer a math problem before they can even think about it.
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