Teachers Quotes

What my science teacher says:

"Compare and contrast,
then write a poem!"

What does that have to do with science?!
Writing emails to teachers is one of the most awkward and complicated things for me to do. 
HOWDOIEVENDOTHISOMYGOD
Homework?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO.
Girls dress up for themselves.
Their own confidence.
Please don’t bullsh.t and rain on their parade.
Teacher: People who cheat usually fail.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA NO.

Teacher: "Oh, were striking because of this mean man.
He's trying to encourage lots more rules for all teachers."
Class: *Falls asleep*
Teacher: "He's saying more school hours to... And-"
Class: *Ready with eggs*
Class: "Miss, does he live around here?"
So, me and my friends were watching Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (don't judge we were just watching it to make fun of it). There were these guys standing on some steps and this is SO creepy. One of them looked exactly like my social studies teacher and the other looked just like my science teacher, exept, like, 5 years older. It was so creepy and I told my SS teacher, and he just laughed like I had told him a joke. I don't think he believed me lol. My science teacher doesn't know though.

I can remember a time when I would pay attention and always take good notes in class.
Now I struggle to stay awake and not kill my teachers.
My teacher wears way too much Foundation.
You can see it flaking off her skin.
My friend was talking to her and her Foundation cracked.
It was so funny, and the best part was,
my teacher didn't even know it!
Teacher;
Corinne you're getting a bit behind on your wor...

Me;
I'M GETTING THERE. 
1. MY BRAINS NOT AN ATHLETE.
2. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID " GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT."

._. 



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