Best Teachers Quotes Today


me: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
me: wow you're right, this class shares such a  dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.


 




so today I walked into my English class 

to find my teacher playing a ukulele.

Someone please tell me that their school is as weird as mine.




 
My Teacher: I don't know what's wrong with this class. Everyone did terrbible on the exam.
Me: Oh, there's nothing wrong with the class. It's you, honey.









"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."







 
Teacher: When a curcuit finishes, it releases any left energy as heat. *Turns to boy* Feel the lightbulb.

Boy: It's hot.

Girl: Like you?

Boy: What?

Girl: What?



Teacher: SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT! SHEESH, ARE YOU DEAF?!






I hate it when teachers say
"You think it's funny?" Obviously. That's why I laughed.





 
unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole











My teacher put a "pull" sign on his

classroom door







Its a push door.























He is a great man.













 

Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done
Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single
No, but it really p//ses me off that teachers don't understand that some
students suffer from mental disorders like social anxiety and force them to talk in class for a grade. Like, no thanks. I'm perfectly fine listening and taking notes.
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