Best Tennessee Quotes Ever

 
Miley Cyrus could trust a whole town in Tennessee to keep her secret, but I can barely trust one person.
Seems legit.












So, I was going to write a really great quote, but I forgot. But here's one you should always remember:
only you, can prevent forest fires.






 
50 state stereotypes:

Alabama:
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.

Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: 
A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians. 
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.


(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)
my 6 year old buddy, Maddox, busted his nose today, the nurse said they had a Tennessee tshirt he could wear (there was blood on his) but he refused to put it on. His mom had to bring him a shirt to wear instead because he would not under any circumstances put on a tennessee anything. he is a bama fan all the way. now even though i love my Tennessee Vols, this is a real dedication to his team, and i respect him for it, go Maddox
she's gone country, look at them boots she's gone country, back to her roots she's gone country, a new kind of suit she's gone country
I'm Going to MTAC
Middle Tennessee Anime Convention 2013.
I LOVE BEING A NERD!

 


NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER !!!  
 
 

 WHEN: MAY 2, 2013
WHERE: TOWN HALL
WHY: TO PRAY FOR AMERICA
AS WE PRAY FOR THE UNITED STATES, WE ARE REMINDED BY THE VERY SYMBOLS OF THIS GREAT NATION, TO WHOMWE TRULY OWE OUR ALLEGIANCE. OUR PLEDGE REMINDS US THAT WE ARE “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” AND THE CURRENCY IN OUR POCKETS STATES EMPHATICALLY THAT IT IS “IN GOD WE TRUST”. THIS IS THE GOD WHO DESIRES TO PERSONALLY ENGAGE WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US !


Now it's over
There is no going back from here
I don't know if any of you have read that play 
"A Streetcar Named Desire"
Blanche, She got on this one way track and couldnt get off
her fate was sealed and she could not escape it
she ended up in a mental institution 
My fate has been sealed by my actions
I have lost my friends and the people i care about
This is my fate, my punishment
I am on this one way track
I cannot get off it
There is no way back
It's over
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Those boys give me faith in society.
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