Test Quotes



So does anyone else ever do that thing where they just stop talking to one of their friends and gnore them for like a week or two to see if they notice or even care about you / value your friendship?



test administrator: okay this is the end of part one. We’ll take a five minute break. If you have to use the restroom, do it now. Anyone? *looks around* speak now or forever hold your pee.
me:  *facepalms* omg please no. Stop while you’re ahead.

Age is just a number.
Pain is just a test.
Sleep is just a rest.
Distance is just a mile.
But time is everything.
And love is everything.
Age doesn't matter.
Pain doesn't matter.
Sleep doesn't matter.
Distance doesn't matter.
Time is the life spent.
Love is feeling shared.





          My friend: This test is going to be too hard.
          Teacher: Well you should know what's on it
          My friend: But I don't get it.
          Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary.
          Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis








who else should be studying right now





That awkward moment when
the only thing you get an A on
is an online anxiety test


 

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done
The Pyscho Test

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?















If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath
c) Tracey says

'(√2=√8) is an irrational number
(√2+√8) = 18
I think that if you sqaure an 
number you always get a ratio.'

Tracey is wrong.
Use an example to show that Tracey is wrong.

_She's a women______________
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