Best Test Quotes Today

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.


Me: Studied for 30 seconds! I'm gonna rock this f.ucking test!

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Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

I hate it when i understand something AFTER the test
format credit rajsonkar
2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! 
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. 
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)                                

Think of a number from 1 to 10                                            

Multiply that number by 9                                              

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together                                          

Now subtract 5                                              

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)                                            

Think of a country that starts with that letter.                                        

Remember the last letter of the name of that country.                                              

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.                                              

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.                                              

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.                                              

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?     I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. 

Science test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on Earth?
Me: Love
Reality check in science class

That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them


Me: Okay, I'm ready for this test.

Test paper: Name?

Me: Is this a trick question?


me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done
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