Best Test Quotes Today

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this happened in my history class on Friday.


          Teacher: Let's play a joke on Sammi when she comes back from the bathroom.
          Students: What is it?
          Teacher: Well I'm rescheduling your test from Monday to Wednesday..
          Teacher: But when Sammi comes back in I'll say it's rescheduled to today.
          Students: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY IDEA!
          Me: I don't know, Sammi takes stuff pretty seriously.
          Students: Shut up, Charlie.
*later*
          Sammi: *walks in*
          Teacher: Okay guys put away your homework, we will start the test.
          Sammi: What? I thought the test was Monday!
          Teacher: Yeah but I just rescheduled it.  Sit down.
          Sammi: But I haven't been here the past few days and I'm gonna fail.
          Teacher: Well you should've thought about that before you decided to be sick.
          Sammi: *almost in tears* But if I fail this I'm going to fail this class, I barely have a C as it is.
          Teacher: Well you should've studied more.
          Sammi: *crying*
          Teacher: HA JUST KIDDING WE TOTALLY FOOLED YOU.
          Sammi: *cries and runs to guidance*



and that's what breaks my heart about some of the terrible teachers our school system has

You Really Love Him , Don't You?

A simple psychological question.
Not a single name was mentioned,
but someone suddenly came into your mind.

          My friend: This test is going to be too hard.
          Teacher: Well you should know what's on it
          My friend: But I don't get it.
          Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary.
          Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis

during a maths test:

That awesome moment
When you guess on a test
And you're right