Hi there. I'm new
*I'm learning for my Science test which is the next
day*
*Friend calls up*
Friend: Hiiii!!
Me: Hey.
Friend: Well, I don't want to waste a lot of
your time. I just wanted to know what is the difference between
compounds and mixtures.
Me: *tells her the answer*
Friend: Oh, I hate this teacher. She can't
teach sh/t.
Me: Yea--
Friend: And I hate Science even
more.
Me: But Sci--
Friend: No seriously, what are we supposed to do
by learning about f/cking atoms and molecules?
Me: Well, if you want to become a
scientis--
Friend: Of course I don't. I hate Science!!
I hate school. Why do we have school tomorrow?
Friend: I would rather die.
Me: Chill---
Friend: Oh by the way, I feel like eating ice-cream. Which flavor would be best right now?
Me: How would I know what your favorite taste is?
Friend: I like chocolate and vanilla and mint and strawberry is okay and oh yeah! I like nuts as well!!
Me: But I need to stud--
Friend: My mum is so annoying, she keeps barging into my room whenever she wants to and my little sister just keeps tearing my books. What should I do about them?
Me: Just ignore them and lock your room and yeah I have to study no--
Friend: Yeah but I can't find the key to my room and what if I GET LOCKED UP?
Me: Can I call you--
Friend: Yeah call me your best friend. I really like you.
Me: *pukes* (I never liked that girl a lot)
Friend: What's wrong, best friend?
Me: Look, I need to--
Friend: Ooooo you need to m/sturbate!!
Me: -_- Can I talk to you later?
Friend: But I have just a little question.
Me: Shoot.
Friend: Are you sure we have a Science test tomorrow?
Me: Yea--
Friend: OH NO!!
Friend: I hate Science so much and I'm really bad at it but I have to learn so bye!! and I'm sorry for disturbing you!!
Me: Good luc--
Friend: *hangs up*
-_-
*Friend calls up again*
Friend: Oh by the way, I think I left my notes at school. Can I come over to your place and we can study together?
Me: *hangs up and throws phone out of the window*
Friend: Oh by the way, I feel like eating ice-cream. Which flavor would be best right now?
Me: How would I know what your favorite taste is?
Friend: I like chocolate and vanilla and mint and strawberry is okay and oh yeah! I like nuts as well!!
Me: But I need to stud--
Friend: My mum is so annoying, she keeps barging into my room whenever she wants to and my little sister just keeps tearing my books. What should I do about them?
Me: Just ignore them and lock your room and yeah I have to study no--
Friend: Yeah but I can't find the key to my room and what if I GET LOCKED UP?
Me: Can I call you--
Friend: Yeah call me your best friend. I really like you.
Me: *pukes* (I never liked that girl a lot)
Friend: What's wrong, best friend?
Me: Look, I need to--
Friend: Ooooo you need to m/sturbate!!
Me: -_- Can I talk to you later?
Friend: But I have just a little question.
Me: Shoot.
Friend: Are you sure we have a Science test tomorrow?
Me: Yea--
Friend: OH NO!!
Friend: I hate Science so much and I'm really bad at it but I have to learn so bye!! and I'm sorry for disturbing you!!
Me: Good luc--
Friend: *hangs up*
-_-
*Friend calls up again*
Friend: Oh by the way, I think I left my notes at school. Can I come over to your place and we can study together?
Me: *hangs up and throws phone out of the window*
AND THAT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IS HOW I LEARN FOR MY
TESTS.
If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
*Does a test*
Forgets everything the topic is about and suddenly remembers
what happened on the 5th day of 2004 at 7:30am
Maybe it is all
a test.
So even though I feel like I'm the Worst,
I act like I'm
the Best.
Oh No - Marina and the Diamonds
My sister: *making a video of her foot tapping while she plays the flute*
Me: Why are you doing that?
My sister: It's the new way my teacher does playing tests.
Me: *under my breath* Maybe he has a foot fetish
My sister: What?
Me: Nothing.
"How I see it before"
___________________
TEST
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_________________________
"How I
see it after"
___________________________________________________
TEST
1 . 2+2 = ? (wrong)
2. 1+1= 9 ( wrong )
3. 5+5= 12 (wrong)
4. What is the first letter of the alphabet? Answer : z (wrong)
5: Underline the RED word:
youth disabled certain telephone afterwards (wrong)
6. Name one animal: Answer : hotel (wrong)
____________________________________________________
grade : F / 0 %
TEST
1 . 2+2 = ? (wrong)
2. 1+1= 9 ( wrong )
3. 5+5= 12 (wrong)
4. What is the first letter of the alphabet? Answer : z (wrong)
5: Underline the RED word:
youth disabled certain telephone afterwards (wrong)
6. Name one animal: Answer : hotel (wrong)
____________________________________________________
grade : F / 0 %
but i lost the eraser O_o
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