It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
Me: Studied for 30 seconds! I'm gonna rock
this f.ucking test!
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the
government finally realizes that they are actually just marking
students for their memory and not their intelligence and
teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time
instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not
going to use in the future.
2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2%
or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING
AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an
eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these
instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as
quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
Nmq
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
Nmq
Science
test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on
Earth?
Me: Love
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Reality check in science class
Me: Love
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Reality check in science class
That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them
