Tests Quotes

An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.
"Sales & marketing skill of a person is not judged by his mental aptitude to do fast the profit & loss numerical calculation, but by his soulful attitude to make heart-to-heart, emotional connection with the clients & customers."
~Anuj Somany
 

I'd like to apologize
to the colleges I'm applying
to in advance for my lousy
standardized test scores.

 

A Poem,
inspired by the Math II SATs:

Math makes me sad,
math makes me cry,
math makes me want
to curl up and die.

 

Finally finished with AP exams :)
Dear Teachers,

Thanks for giving me a test in each subject before I leave for break.

Love
The students
It's pretty sad when the school literally needs to do sobriety tests if you go to prom!




Becoming the most religious person 
The day before an exam. 

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

Me: "Study for my AP tests."




My friend: "Aww that's cute."
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