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When the weather gets rainy or cold here in Texas every single Texan begins to flip out. All of the milk and bread get sold out at the stores, mothers freak out if their child doesn't wear a jacket, and everyone just acts so weird... Like come on people a little rain ain't gonna hurt you!
My best friend from Texas said she missed me so she visited me. I feel so loved. :)
What I tell everyone:

"I can't wait, 3 more years and I'm out of here. I'm moving to Texas."

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What I actually mean:

"I can't wait, 3 more years and I can get away from all of you freaks, go to a good collage, and live with him."
All texas related stereotypes aside, i ran out of sweet tea just now and i am ready to kill someone.
So there's this new guy in our school and he came from TX in this really effin huge school one of the teachers was asking him about how many where in his graduating class and he was like 1000 and out teacher just starts laughing then says "Yeah our biggest graduating class was like 90."
okay so I'm from Texas and I've always wanted to go to England or some other country and talk to people with the most ridiculous accent ever





 

 

to be honest
I find it hard to believe that there's someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me,

he probably got ran over by a bus in texas    
 

 




   

Oh great Texas, why must your hot sun burn my feet till it hurts to stand. :(


We live in a nation where we must scream like animals to achieve humanity!


 

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