Texting Quotes

the worst thing is when you send them a text revealing your love and they read it but don't respond. 
"i'm drunk and thinking about you. you're so precious and i just want to keep you safe from everything that could ever hurt you and god i miss your cute little smile and i just want to kiss your scars and show you the world and bring you flowers and write cute little pictures all over your body and make you tea or coffee or whatever you like and god thank you for autocorrect because i can barely see straight to type this."

Biggest texting pet peeve:
When they text you hello/start a conversation, you answer, and they don't text back.

Sorry I haven't texted you in a while, haven't been drunk.
If I truly like talking to you, I'll double text you a lot. And if you truly like talking to me, you'll deal with it.
nmfNM
 4:00 
FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
DAD
DAD:HI.IM FAIRLY NEW TO FACEBOOK.MIND ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST?
ME:YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! WTF!
DAD:WHAT DOES "WTF"MEAN?
ME:OH IT MEANS WELCOME TO FACEBOOK






NMF






 

nmfNM
1:30
FUNNY TEXTING WITH...

 MOM.
MOM: What does "IDK,LY & TTYL" mean?
Me: I dont know, love you, talk to you later...
MOM: OK, I'LL ASK YOUR SISTER.
ME: O_______O






NMF






 

 
 2:50 
FUNNY TEXTING WITH...

 SISTER

SISTER:How do u spell orange?
ME:U just spelled it...
SISTER:No, tht is the color, how do u spell the fruit?
ME:How are we related?
 

 
1:30
FUNNY TEXTING WITH...

 MOM.

ME:So how's your new phone mom?
ME:You finally have a smartphone;D
ME:Mom?
ME:Why aren't you answering!?
MOM:howdoyoudoaspace?

 

"Aw, please text me. Why hasnt he texted me?
Am I boring? Does he not like me anymore?
Am I too much? Is there something wrong with me?"
phone buzzes
texts says: hey

"OMG HES SO CUTE HES IN LOVE WITH ME"

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