Thanksobama Quotes

R.I.P To my dead brothers in Syria, to my crying Mothers in Afghanistan, to my screaming sisters in Iraq, to my shot fathers in Iran, to my impaled aunts in Pakistan, to my

beaten uncles in Chechnya, to my hanged cousins in Burma, to my tortured grandparents Bosnia, to my crying children of Palestine and the forgotten people of Somalia.

I pray only for you freedom. I hope I live long enough to see a day where there are no wars.

A day where everyone is treated equally and loved. 

Stay strong guys! The War will be over one day 
Me: But why?
Mom: Because I said so.
Me: Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
~FML

So today my mom decided to mess with me by turning off my alarm clock, but then forgot, and didnt wake me up.

My 3rd class of th day is about to end, I'm still at home, and my mom is still at work.
The worst part? She left a note stating that I'm grounded.
Anyone in the DFW area in texas willing to give me a ride? :3
Obama, you promised change. I need about two dollars in dimes.
I don't know if anyone ever actually looks at my quote tags.......
But they might be funnier than the quote itself.
me: sports require a generous amount of running
him: Like "running" is that even a thing?
me: running should be banned
him: all sports should be played at a fast walk
me: or just sitting down
him: I like the way you think


Me: Ed sheeran lost the grammys?
Me:
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Me: Thanks obama.



Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
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Me: Thanks Obama.
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