If she says she likes it rough,
D'molish her
If she says she's cold, she wants you to warm her up
... WITH THE D
S
not my quote
If she breaks up with you in the first week,
YOU HAVE A SMALL D
S
not my quote
If she's angry and mad all the time,
SHE NEEDS THE D
not my quote
If she has more cats then friends, ,
SHE NEEDS THE D
not my quote
In one of my favorite shows,
everyone above the age of innocence
(hit puberty- virgin or not mkay) died,
leaving all the kids, who have yet to
blossom, all alone. Which, I mean c'mon,
they haven't even had their first period or
their testes haven't grown (or whatever
else guys go through), like how are they
supposed to run the world? Ah well,
anyway, when all the adults and teens
died, they referred to it as "The big D"
(also "the big death") but idk, I mean
it just gives a whole new meaning to
the big d. Big d.ick (probably not even
that big. sorry [not really]) versus death
of apocalyptic proportions.
everyone above the age of innocence
(hit puberty- virgin or not mkay) died,
leaving all the kids, who have yet to
blossom, all alone. Which, I mean c'mon,
they haven't even had their first period or
their testes haven't grown (or whatever
else guys go through), like how are they
supposed to run the world? Ah well,
anyway, when all the adults and teens
died, they referred to it as "The big D"
(also "the big death") but idk, I mean
it just gives a whole new meaning to
the big d. Big d.ick (probably not even
that big. sorry [not really]) versus death
of apocalyptic proportions.
one
time my teacher was talking and she was like "choose the
d.. you always need
to choose the d"
Brianna: I
named mine Augustus, Ceasar, and Leigh
Me: Haha I feel like something you'd do.
Brianna: Yup, I was thinking about it just being D1, D2, D3.
Brianna: So I could train my D, and it would get stronger,
Brianna: But then I figured I should... you know... try.
Me: Oh my dear God Brianna.
Brianna: Never repeat this to anyone, my ducks might get angry.
Brianna: I don't want them to rebel, 'cause that would freakin suck.
Me: ... I don't want D1, D2 and D3 angry with me.
Me: ... I don't want the D.
Brianna: No I want the D. But the D will get angry at me.
Brianna: You know how they are... they're sensetive.
Me: Oh so sensitive.
Brianna: Oh my God.
Brianna: I'm done.
All we were talking about was Ducklife.
If you've never played Ducklife you've never lived.
Just gotta live that Ducklife #DuckLYYYFE
Me: Haha I feel like something you'd do.
Brianna: Yup, I was thinking about it just being D1, D2, D3.
Brianna: So I could train my D, and it would get stronger,
Brianna: But then I figured I should... you know... try.
Me: Oh my dear God Brianna.
Brianna: Never repeat this to anyone, my ducks might get angry.
Brianna: I don't want them to rebel, 'cause that would freakin suck.
Me: ... I don't want D1, D2 and D3 angry with me.
Me: ... I don't want the D.
Brianna: No I want the D. But the D will get angry at me.
Brianna: You know how they are... they're sensetive.
Me: Oh so sensitive.
Brianna: Oh my God.
Brianna: I'm done.
All we were talking about was Ducklife.
If you've never played Ducklife you've never lived.
Just gotta live that Ducklife #DuckLYYYFE
Milk: she wants the D
Milk: VITAMIN D
Milk: VITAMIN D
