Do I want the D?
Me: *puts condom on head.*
Me: Ladies, remember this when your
guy says his peen is too big for a condom.
Me: Respect yo'self, protect yo'self.
Me: Ladies, remember this when your
guy says his peen is too big for a condom.
Me: Respect yo'self, protect yo'self.
Friend: *eating alphabet soup*
Friend: *chokes on the d*
nmq/sorry_if_someone_already_had_this_up_here_i_nearly_had_a_laugh_attack_when_i_saw_this
