Thisactuallyhappened Quotes

One time I told my dog to turn off my light and close the door.
*me trying to make conversation at dinner*

"what if i was secretly charlie sheen"

 
"Birthday weekends are the reason for this country's decline." ~ My Algebra 2 teacher
   


       
      M y little brother was singing Friend Like Me from Aladdin i n the shower 

last night that Robin Williams was alive. Ironic or nah?

 
        

 



Grandma: Take out the trash!
Grandpa: Fine get your coat and lets go.




If you thought my crush
Snapchatting me himself playing
with a bubble gun was adorable,
well apparently that's not the cutest thing ever.
He snapchats me himself riding around his
house on one of of those sticks with a
horse head on top. Yeah.
*One day in Geometry*
Guy in my class: I just love fictional charachters and mythical creatures like oh my god
Geometry teacher: So you're in love with a unicorn?
*One day in health class*
Health teacher: *to the boys* Do you guys find it annoying when girls cry?
Guy named Christian: When it's over a soap opera? Yeah. When it's over Finding Nemo? No questions asked.


*In my dream*
My crush : I love you.
Me : I lo-
Dream : Lol no *rapidly changes into battlefield*
Me : *Shoots crush with  sniper rifle*

Why ;-;
I told my teacher that I accidentally divided by zero and my homework exploded as an excuse for undone homework. 
I got detention. 
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