Thisstoryisdamntrue Quotes

*my family walking on a street in Switzerland, meeting this really nice guy and engaging in a civilized
conversation about the country*

Mom: *in sassy condosending tone* So what do you do here? Are you, like, a farmer?
Man: I'm an orthopedic surgen.
Mom: 
Man: 
Me: 
Trees: 
Cows:  
Barney: 
Jesus:  
Mom: Oh.


 
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