Best Three Quotes Ever

Three year-old me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS
Adult me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

CharliesTheName
adult

  You keep coming back to the scene of the crime But the dead
  can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyway

59 23

*Dirtbag*
three

if you look in a mirror and say “I love food” three times, I will appear and sternly say “not as much as I do”
this is no joke

45 0

CookieMonster09*
funny

I saw you for, like, 3 seconds

and it made my entire day

41 0

AwkwardTouchTuesday
three

I am fluent in three languages:

English

Sarcasm

Profanity

35 0

laurenec
funny

Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for 3 years

33 0

Fαy Στylες*
funny

I am three years behind in my math homework

32 0

Fαy Στylες*
funny

Before Divergent
<3

After Divergent
<4

21 0

Carla Crahan.*
love

There are girls out there that want to hear 3 unforgettable,
always remember, words.
They're not "I love you."
But they are
"Wanna come backstage?!"

18 0

aleexisbrookeexoxo
love

Someone just asked you about me. You have three sentences. Describe me!! They can be mean, nice, I don't care!! As long (or short) as you'd like! Ready... Set... GOO!!!

2 15

TheHalfbacksGirl
three