Thuglife Quotes





 I didn't choose the thug life but it was on sale and I can't turn down a good bargain.


 

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People think I do on weekends is worshipping the devil but in reality,I'm building pillow forts with my dogs.

How I dress at school: Cute shirt, awesome jeans and stylish shoes
How I dress at home: Big shirt, sweatpants, no shoes or socks


Do you not find it kind of sad how adults are sometimes less mature than their kids not in the funny way, 
no I mean like making false police accusations, getting drunk and sleeping with their neighbour etc..
like I'm all up for the thug life, go crazy but maybe get it all out of the way before you have kids and don't drag them into it?
k thanks.

 
thug life? more like hug life. come here.

I didn't choose the thug life, my mom bought it for me.
It was on sale. Thanks mom.
*going to dollar general*
Cousin:
We're in the bad part of town.
Me: Bad part of town? Seriously?
Me: It's f.ucking Pennsylvania.
Me: What's the worst that's going to happen?
Me: Get shanked by Amish?





I didnt choose the thug life
My mum picked it out for me.





I didn't choose the thug life, my mom signed the permission slip because she thought it would be a good opportunity for me to make new friends
I'm good at multi-tasking.

I can easily go on my laptop & go on witty,
and I can easily go on my ipod & go on witty.

I am pratically god. 

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