Today Quotes

I think it's totally normal find a cóndom in the school.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*start to puke*

 
*at walmart*
me:
but he had his own personality. I mean,
he was so energetic and loved playing with
bubbles. it was hard getting over him dying.
sister: IT. WAS. A. FISH.
me: HE WASN'T JUST A FISH TO ME.
lady: *continues to stare/laugh at me
as if I was an idiot.*

today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.


Today,
my teacher called my boyfriend
"the kid with the brown hair
and the nice smile"
because he couldn't remember
his name.

 
I was ugly, then I started listening to metal...



and today I continue ugly but happy
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery, 
But today is a gift.
That's why we call it the present.
-Winnie the Pooh
Today has started off so well :)



TRUE FRIENDSHIP:

Me:
I feel like I'm gonna vomit 
Friend: Well, if you need somewhere to vomit you can vomit on me.
Me:
Me:
Her:
Other Friends:
Her: wait. 






me: Hazel and Gus today, Hazel and Gus tomorrow, Hazel and Gus fo-
John Green: hahahahahahahahaha no.

 


                                        Yesterday was a 
history
 Today is a
gift
Tomorrow is a
mystery

 
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