so today this comedian was telling us a story about how one time
he was putting on a show and everyone was laughing except for
these guys in their 20s wearing basketball jerseys right in the
front row. Well, he decided to give them a scare, so he started
to make basketball jokes so that they could get involved. Then,
he took a basketball from props backstage, and he threw it right
at the face of the one who seemed to not care the most wearing
sunglasses. The guy didn't do anything, and the ball hit him
right in the head as he fell over. To his utter surprise, the
guy's friends all started laughing hysterically, saying,
"He's blind! He's blind!" The comedian could
barely see under the heavy spotlights, so he put a hand to his
forehead and peered down at the audience. There, he saw a golden
retriever who appeared to be his seeing-eye dog.
that, my friends, was what he deemed his worst show ever.