Best Today Quotes Ever

Yesterday: I'll start tomorrow
Today: Tomorrow
Tomorrow: Tomorrow
10 years later: Tomorrow

Hale_Storm18
funny

  English class today
  Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
  Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
  Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
  Teacher: Charlie.
  Me:
  Me:
  Me: I don't run at all.
  Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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CharliesTheName
school

Today

I wrote the names of my best friends all
over my legs and wrists. I did this because
if I want to start cutting again
I'd know who's actually hurting.

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So I Went To Starbucks Today
and the man asked me what's my name and then I said "Georgia Rose" and then he was like "Is your daddy a dentist" and then he gave me gum and was like "I've heard you got a dirty mouth" and then the guy next to him whispered "I got a dirty mouth."

Wow, all I wanted was my Caramel Frappuccino, but it had to turn into a musical.