Toofunny Quotes






 
 




Someone Please tell

me we Kodaked that

moment!



 





#Parks &Rec 




 








Is Sandy
the one
I call,
"Mom"?



No Patrick,
that's your
Mother.


 
Oh!





#SpongebobHipsterpants




 

*Comes home with bag*
Me: Hey babe I got you somthing, I want you to wear it later tonight!
Her: But...there's nothing in the bag?
Me: ;)









ALEX!

For the
Love of
God,
Will you
S t o p
and record
some Drums?



Holy $h it!








 

She used Vaseline to give me a hand job and I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.






'Im Ugly' Ohh So Thats Why You Uploaded 10000000 Pictures Of Yourself

Hah Thats Coold (; 

SoMeONE has
sabotaged the
condamns.

 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping     


Are you
ThCinerlla 

Who'll be 
Ballin'?


 

Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping


Trencher Problem #126


When you
can't put
on aviator
sunglasses without
saying,
"Snorkelfin Bogwater"


 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

 
Trencher Problem #7
 

Having the
urge to
say,
"Awww man!"
everytime someone
mentions pomegrantes.   



 
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