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Please
tell
me we Kodaked that
moment!
#Parks &Rec
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PrimarilyParamore*
toofunny
“
Is
Sandy
the one
I call,
"Mom"
?
No Patrick,
that's your
Mother.
Oh!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”
1
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PrimarilyParamore*
lol
*Comes home with bag*
Me: Hey babe I got you somthing, I want you to wear it later tonight!
Her: But...there's nothing in the bag?
Me: ;)
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Gpc11
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“
ALEX!
For the
Love of
God,
Will you
S t o p
and record
some Drums?
Holy $h it!
”
2
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PrimarilyParamore*
alex
She used Vaseline to give me a hand job and I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.
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Gpc11
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Forever His*
haha
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sabotaged th
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condamns.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
6
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PrimarilyParamore*
omg
Are you
T
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C
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e
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l
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a
Who'll be
B
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l
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?
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
6
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PrimarilyParamore*
omg
Trencher Problem #126
When you
can't put
on aviator
sunglasses without
saying,
"Snorkelfin Bogwater"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
4
0
PrimarilyParamore*
marianastrench
Trencher Problem #7
Having the
urge to
say,
"Awww man!"
everytime someone
mentions pomegrantes.
4
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PrimarilyParamore*
omg
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