Totally Quotes

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a b0ner?























I don't have a Lamborghini.




























Jokes, I don't even have a pen!s.

We've all met that man. That man. The intimidating one. The gorgeous one. The one, who's so pretty we do that side-eyed staring where we totally aren't staring (but yes, we totally are)? And then he opens his mouth and he's a smarta.s.s on top of it? Or surly? Or, maybe even worse, completely silent? We want to punch him for being so beautiful, and then yank him by his collar down onto the closest flat surface.
Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings
GUYS! Just realized in one of my pictures I resemble a wolf! When ever I look at people I can usually relate them to an animal, so I was looking at a picutre of me and I think I resemble a wolf! EPIC-NESS!!!!
there needs to be a phone app for witty!
Tell me what you want to hear Something that were like those years I'm sick of all the insincere So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
Going into a midterm pumped cause you studied for it then coming out realizing that you didnt learn any of what was on it.
I don't know what I did wrong. Please forgive me and take me back. You were my first love. I don't know what I will do without you. I thought I would have a valentine, but now I don't. I thought you loved me. You lied, and I fell for it. I was just part of your plan.
                                       Awesome
The  awkward  moment

When teachers get off track and tell 
you stories about their life


and then they end up
wasting half of the class

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