Best Totally Quotes This Year

Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
and groan until someone picks it up for me.

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.
 


I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus.

Surely it'd be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?





things that will always sounds sarcastic:

-good for you

-thanks a lot

-yeah right

-nice to know

-wow

-way to go 

-totally

-ok buddy
 

 



If you can't think of anything to say when you next visit your therapist, just go with, "I've been thinking of killing you."





Sometimes people that are thousands miles away from us can make us feel better than people right beside us.
so, this is my life and I want you all to know that I'm both happy and sad, and I'm trying to figure out how that is


Girl Problems #13


MONDAY.



5. I sometimes really like who I am.
I accidently super glued my fingers together...whoops
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