Last Friday
I was sitting in
a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then
suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my
fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me
and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a
couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops,
didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
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This is a true friend.
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person: how tall
are you?
me: 5'1"
person: wow you're short
me: wow
me: really
me: i didn't know
me: there goes my pro basketball career
me: this is brand new information
me: 5'1"
person: wow you're short
me: wow
me: really
me: i didn't know
me: there goes my pro basketball career
me: this is brand new information
When I was about 9, I
went to this summer camp. That year, the camp
decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer
decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer
