The thing is feelings
Don't walk away
People do...
Don't walk away
People do...
Other
people's confessions
be like:
I killed
a guy,
hooked
up with
my sister's
boyfriend
and his
dad and
then robbed
a bank.
My confessions be like: I kind of like algebra.
And yet people are always more surprised by mine. :/
My confessions be like: I kind of like algebra.
And yet people are always more surprised by mine. :/
Follow up one
So today the teacher was out of the room and ittook me for every to get the answer to a warmup problem...
Me:Oh the answer is (1,5) (Real answer XD)
Popular guy: No sh*t sherlock
Me: F*ck you watson .-.
The whole class was dieing XD
_____________
So the best part was the guy you I said that to was tellling this cute new kid earlier to not talk to me because I was weird (I was think b*tch you dont know me....well your right but still!)...The new guy now talks to me. :P
So today the teacher was out of the room and ittook me for every to get the answer to a warmup problem...
Me:Oh the answer is (1,5) (Real answer XD)
Popular guy: No sh*t sherlock
Me: F*ck you watson .-.
The whole class was dieing XD
_____________
So the best part was the guy you I said that to was tellling this cute new kid earlier to not talk to me because I was weird (I was think b*tch you dont know me....well your right but still!)...The new guy now talks to me. :P
Plot Twist:
People do care about you.
Me:*Picks up a small piece
of lemon chicken.*
Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE."
Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.*
Mom:"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?"
Me:*Drops chicken.*
Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?"
Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming.
#StayFreaky.
Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE."
Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.*
Mom:"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?"
Me:*Drops chicken.*
Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?"
Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming.
#StayFreaky.
In History, our teacher gave us a
project where we had to make our essay papers look old, My friend
austin walked up to her and handed her the paper;
"Want to know what I used?" He said.
"What?" The teacher replied.
"Soy sauce... Because i'm asian.." He slowly walked away
"Want to know what I used?" He said.
"What?" The teacher replied.
"Soy sauce... Because i'm asian.." He slowly walked away
In RE we had to write our own rules:
1) Be polite
2) Don't sass me
3)If you anger me, be prepared to be thrown off a building
4)If you annoy me, just die
1) Be polite
2) Don't sass me
3)If you anger me, be prepared to be thrown off a building
4)If you annoy me, just die
