Trustory Quotes

my grandma called me in tears bc today she accidentally ordered two hundred ponchos online.
but not just any ponchos.
these are festive ponchos.


*having a conversation with my friend Kennedy*

Kennedy: I can't live without my phone, my macbook or my friends
Me: Oh yeah those are really important but FOOD, WATER AND OXYGEN really catch my attention
Kennedy: Well I know what friend I can live without
Me: Blake? I totally agree
Kennedy: t(- . -t)
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