I failed my driving test today.
I wouldn't even be upset I failed,
I can own up to my own mistakes,
but why I failed? Hella p.issed about it.
Right before parallel parking, I nudged
the base of a cone. Instant failure.
the lady said "it's a shame, really.
You actually did everything beautifully.
I wish I could pass you, but
the second the tire hit the cone,
you were done. Sorry."
Like what the hell? I'd honestly
rather fail by making a complete
a.ss out of myself than being
so close I could have had it if I was in inch
farther away.