Twerking Quotes









Miley Cyrus is in hospital,

I'm not sure why she's in there but i reckon she probably
broke a bone in her butt or something.
 

So the other day my brother ran into my room yelling i'm a boss a.ss bi.tch and then he attempted to twerk and the entire time i just sat there thinking "WTF is going on?"
The Year 2260
English Teacher
: Ok we're going to watch a classic, 'Mean Girls'
History Teacher: You guys are getting a project when you have to research one of
the Band Memers of ancient the boy band 'One Direction'.
Health Teacher: We are studying the plaugue that spread worldwide called 'Internet Addiction'
P.E. Teacher: We are teaching you how to twerk, and ancient dance practiced in the early 2000s.
Science Teacher: We will be bringing in used iPhones dated back to the early 2000s so you
can study the way photogarphs were taken and how we talked to eachother.

I know I'll probably get hate for this..
But I actually respect Miley Cyrus. I mean, she started her career on Disney Channel and now she's touring the world, with a number one album and songs. And no matter what the haters say, she doesn't care, and she carries on with her life. She gets payed to act the way she does. Her performance at the VMA's was rehearsed. They allowed her to do that. She gets paid to twerk, and she started a trend. She has made some bad choices, but everyone has.

It's life. Deal with it.

This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say 
"Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"



This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say 
"Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"



 

Karson: *walks up to my mom*

Karson: So, I've been trying to think of a good Miley Cyrus joke but it's just not twerking.

Me: *dies of laughter*

Mom: Oh, I'm sorry sweetie. Maybe it'll come to you.

Mom: .......

Mom: I see what you did there.

 

The world is f.ucking tragic
Why does everybody know about Miley Cyrus shaking her a.ss,
But not about chaos going around in other parts of the world?

And I mean more than war.

So My friends and i were

talking, about twerking.... 



And one of my friends said, " I don't know how to twerk againest a wall!!!"

so my other friend tried to do it but she fell. 

So im like ok dude! step back. 


So i started doing it and everyone started laughing and then im like nailed it.  


it was so funny. :D
Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if

Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?
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