Twofaced Quotes

My name
is BLURRYFACE  
and I
Care what
people think...
I've got
two faces,
BLURRY'S the
one I'm
NOT.
"Stressed Out" 
"Goner"
 
“Sometimes the words against a selfish have to be sharp, straight and blunt; it is very much like after the failure of all medications to cure a mental patient the only option left to revive him now is to give him a shock treatment through an electric current.”
~Anuj Somany
A girl told me today that i am a '2 faced, Attention seeking, Jealous, B****'

Okay.
its funny how you arent how I thought you were.
7 billion people
14 billion faces
I hate two faced people 
I never know which side to slap first
“If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

I know you're two-faced, but can you make one of them pretty? Thanks.
Boy : Would you look at my face, please?

Me: Which one?
Boy: Would you look at  me, please?

Me: Which one?
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