There are 2 type of people
People who sing in the shower
And people I don't need in my life
People who sing in the shower
And people I don't need in my life
There
are
three
types
of weird.
Type A: Different from other people, singled out.
Type B: Insane.
Type C: A combination of types A and B.
Guess which type I am!
Type A: Different from other people, singled out.
Type B: Insane.
Type C: A combination of types A and B.
Guess which type I am!
Top
Ten Worst Quote Types
TEN: Incorrectly tagged quotes
When you're looking through the"funny" tag and you see some really depressing quote that just ruins your whole mood because some idiot doesn't know that threatening suicide isn't funny.
NINE: Quotes that the author signed at the bottom
Your username is under the quote, if we want to know who wrote it, we can just look there. Often times a good quote is ruined because the author signed it.
EIGHT: You guys should follow me on (insert random website here)
If we really wanted to know what your tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc. was, don't you think we'd ask? You post a quote like that do you know how many followers you'll probably get on the other site? NONE.
SEVEN: You guys should follow my friend (insert witty username here)
Most people won't follow someone just because they are told to. If your friend wants followers, they should earn them for what they post, not because someone made a quote about it.
SIX: Hate Quotes
No matter what way you look at it, this is bullying. If you are taking the time out of your day to hide behind a computer screen and say mean things about someone you never met, you need to rethink your life. It is cruel and illegal. Ask yourself, would my grandma be proud if she read what I'm saying? If the answer is no, don't say it.
FIVE: Fave if...
If you think this is going to help you to get "witty famous" think again. These quotes are nothing but obnoxious and they aren't real quotes. They are wasting space in the witty database for quotes that actually mean something.
FOUR: Grammar? What is grammar?
If you're not going to take the time to spell words correctly, don't even bother posting. You are making yourself look stupid. A good quote doesn't include texting lingo. If you look at the top quotes, you hardly ever find a quote consisting of texting lingo because, let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat grandpa!" and "Let's eat, grandpa!"
THREE: Steve, I hate the way you changed witty.
Steve doesn't have to do witty. It's not his job, it's his hobby. He takes time out of his day to change witty to be the best it can be. He spends hours rewriting the code for what, to have you tell him that out sucks? How would you feel if you poured your heart into something for hours on end and then had someone say that it's horrible. You would hate it, so don't do it to Steve. He has feelings too, you know.
TWO: Facebook statuses
Remember, witty is a quote website. Making a quote just to say things like "I had pizza for lunch", "Thank god school is over," and "Someone talk to me, I'm bored," is not only annoying, but it's against the rules. A real quote is something that people would hang up on their wall to read over and over again. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want "Sorry I haven't been on a ton lately," to hang on my bedroom wall.
ONE: My mom has cancer, favorite this quote to show you care.
Odds are good you made this up to get favorites. But on the off chance that you didn't, do you really think your mom cares about what hundreds of strangers think? No, she's concerned about you. She wants you to show her that you care so get your butt off of the computer and spend some time with her.
TEN: Incorrectly tagged quotes
When you're looking through the"funny" tag and you see some really depressing quote that just ruins your whole mood because some idiot doesn't know that threatening suicide isn't funny.
NINE: Quotes that the author signed at the bottom
Your username is under the quote, if we want to know who wrote it, we can just look there. Often times a good quote is ruined because the author signed it.
EIGHT: You guys should follow me on (insert random website here)
If we really wanted to know what your tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc. was, don't you think we'd ask? You post a quote like that do you know how many followers you'll probably get on the other site? NONE.
SEVEN: You guys should follow my friend (insert witty username here)
Most people won't follow someone just because they are told to. If your friend wants followers, they should earn them for what they post, not because someone made a quote about it.
SIX: Hate Quotes
No matter what way you look at it, this is bullying. If you are taking the time out of your day to hide behind a computer screen and say mean things about someone you never met, you need to rethink your life. It is cruel and illegal. Ask yourself, would my grandma be proud if she read what I'm saying? If the answer is no, don't say it.
FIVE: Fave if...
If you think this is going to help you to get "witty famous" think again. These quotes are nothing but obnoxious and they aren't real quotes. They are wasting space in the witty database for quotes that actually mean something.
FOUR: Grammar? What is grammar?
If you're not going to take the time to spell words correctly, don't even bother posting. You are making yourself look stupid. A good quote doesn't include texting lingo. If you look at the top quotes, you hardly ever find a quote consisting of texting lingo because, let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat grandpa!" and "Let's eat, grandpa!"
THREE: Steve, I hate the way you changed witty.
Steve doesn't have to do witty. It's not his job, it's his hobby. He takes time out of his day to change witty to be the best it can be. He spends hours rewriting the code for what, to have you tell him that out sucks? How would you feel if you poured your heart into something for hours on end and then had someone say that it's horrible. You would hate it, so don't do it to Steve. He has feelings too, you know.
TWO: Facebook statuses
Remember, witty is a quote website. Making a quote just to say things like "I had pizza for lunch", "Thank god school is over," and "Someone talk to me, I'm bored," is not only annoying, but it's against the rules. A real quote is something that people would hang up on their wall to read over and over again. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want "Sorry I haven't been on a ton lately," to hang on my bedroom wall.
ONE: My mom has cancer, favorite this quote to show you care.
Odds are good you made this up to get favorites. But on the off chance that you didn't, do you really think your mom cares about what hundreds of strangers think? No, she's concerned about you. She wants you to show her that you care so get your butt off of the computer and spend some time with her.
There
are
two
types
of sadness
Theres that kind
that I want to fet rid of
so I watch friends
listen to happy music
find someone to talk to
then there's
the other one
when you know you're sad
but you want to isolate yourself
and just drown
in the pool of emotions
listen to sad music
read quotes about life
drink tea
and
basically just feel empty.
"There are two types of waiting.
There's the waiting you do for
something you know is coming,
sooner or later-like waiting for
the 6:28 train, or the school bus, or
a party where a certain handsome
boy might be. ane then there's the
waiting for something you don't even
know is coming. You don't even
know what exactly, but you're
hoping for it. You're imagining it
and living your life for it. That's
the kind of waiting that makes a
fist in your heart."
- Unknown
There's the waiting you do for
something you know is coming,
sooner or later-like waiting for
the 6:28 train, or the school bus, or
a party where a certain handsome
boy might be. ane then there's the
waiting for something you don't even
know is coming. You don't even
know what exactly, but you're
hoping for it. You're imagining it
and living your life for it. That's
the kind of waiting that makes a
fist in your heart."
- Unknown
You know that moment,
When your in class
And
There are idiots
Who don't know what
"SHUT THE F*UCK UP "
mean
When your in class
And
There are idiots
Who don't know what
"SHUT THE F*UCK UP "
mean
My favorite types of
hugs:
Tight Hugs:
The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected Hugs:
The ones where you're just doing your own thing and they come form behind amd hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up Hugs:
The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spining Hugs:
The ones where they hug you & spin you around in circles.
Tight Hugs:
The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected Hugs:
The ones where you're just doing your own thing and they come form behind amd hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up Hugs:
The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spining Hugs:
The ones where they hug you & spin you around in circles.
There are two types of people in the world,
The type who won't answer a call for help,
Because they know it could be for attention,
And those who go rushing to assist,
Because they know this one might be real.
The type who won't answer a call for help,
Because they know it could be for attention,
And those who go rushing to assist,
Because they know this one might be real.
