Typing Quotes

what my jokes have resorted to~
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool
I could be typing my story, I took time to make diiner.
 
I'm gonna leave it in and hope it burns. 

Selfish man.
the way you speak or the grammar and syntax that you adopt doesn't define your intellect.
some days i may speak like a master of linguistics, with perfectly and beautifully arranged words
othr dayz i wanna tlk or type liek i jus dun care yo. 

i'll use "you" and "u" or "are" and "r" in the same sentence, or i'll say "ye, its chill" or call you "fam," but it doesn't make me or anyone else less intelligent.
just because i don't always use ridiculously unecessary words like "within" or "cannot" and i use "don't" instead of "do not," doesn't mean i'm some simpleton, incapable of comprehending basic english.

we should definitely stop letting the way we type define our intelligence, because while having the knowledge and skill to speak with the proper grammar of our language is important, and knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" is something that everybody should be cognisant with, when we're online it's simply not as important.

you are not better than anybody else just because you type "properly," so stop assuming that you are.

 
Typing in 2009: OMG! Hi! I guess this is just a fun email thingy haha. Typing is so hard lol. So how are you????


Typing in 2010: OMG ROFL LOL HAHA XD ;3 LMAO ROFLCOPTER ROFLMAO XD XD :P LOL OMG X3


Typing in 2011: You illiterate scum. Seriously, do you even know how to type? Freaking use caps and grammar right. Nobody wants to look at that.


Typing in 2012: heelo who ish dis


Typing in 2013: Hey, who's this?



Typing in 2014: hella





I realize I type faster when I am angry, or something is bothering me.



 

Still typing...

Still typing...

5 hours later...

Still typing...

Player says:hi

 
Watchinmmotype is 
THE. 
MOST.
FRUSTRATING.
THING.
EVER.




 

Using annoying hashtags to mock the peasants

then it becomes a habit.

When something is sıɥʇ ǝʞıl pǝdʎʇ
and you really can't be bothered to read it.just 
if you capitalize the first letter of every word you type out, I read it as if there are periods after each word.

"He. Is. So. Perfect. I. Love. Him."
"I. Am. So. Done. With. Your. Bullsh
×t."
"Why. Would. You. Do. This? Are. You. A Robot?"

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