Best Ugh Quotes This Year




a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me



 







It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.





 


 











one of the worst
moments in life is probably when
you’re in a room full of people and
you look around and see them all
talking and laughing and all of
sudden you feel so sad and
lonely that you can even feel a
physical pain in your chest
because you realize that they all
belong to someone and they
all have someone who belongs to
them and you don’t,
you’re just kind of there



 
 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 








I wonder if clouds ever look
down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".







 









Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.





 



 







You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.







 







Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.















I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.







 









In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.






 


 

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"
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