Best Unbelievable Quotes Ever

Long, but I think it's worth reading because
     of the all kinds of awesome:     

On facebook, there's this girl my
sister went to school with.
She's generally an annoying b.tch
that doesn't give a f.ck about anyone else.
Well, today she posted pictures of her
totaled car, knocked down poles that
she drove into, and a bunch of street
signs she flattened.
Want to know what the caption said?
"lol this is what happens when you
try to light a cigarette while driving."
un-f.cking-believable right?
Most of the comments were like
100 of her friends being like
"omg! r u ok???!!!???"
but there was this one kid that
actually had b.alls to say
"That's f.cking smart. It's people like you
that put other people's lives in danger because
you're worried about a f.cking cigarette.
I'm glad you hit a pole and signs instead
of a car full of innocent children."
She commented back saying something like
"thanks so much, that totally made my day better :\"
And that same kid, which I now respect so much, replied
"Yeah I'm real worried about making your day better...
just as worried as you were about lighting a cigarette."

I swear I like love that kid now.
My Earth Science Teacher: *has a handful of rocks* this class, is a handful of rocks
*rolls them across his desk*
Teacher: Those were the rolling stones

-_- this actually happened
Seriously? Cyberbullying? That makes you no better than anyone else, I don't understand why some people think it's "cool." No. It's not you can severly hurt someone by the words you say. Please people use the brains you were given and think about what you're saying before you actually say it. Because people will never forget what someone says to them.
So, in school a Teaching Assistant asked me and my friends to collect the basketballs which boys in my class were playing with. So we did but not many of them were listening. So this is what I did:

Me:*Goes towards the boys*Can you pass your b.all please?
Me:Pass your b.all.
Me: B.all please...
Me:*A moment passes, facepalm, starts laughing* WTF Uhhh!!!
Friends:What is she laughing 'bout?
Me:*Burst out laughing*Ewwwww!!!
Friends:*Thinks, laughing*UHHHH!!!
Me:*Ludicrously laughing*
Me:EWWW!!!!!
Me:*Runs away moaning*
Friend(xXChocolateXx):*Laughing*Why do you want the boys' b.alls?
Me:*laughing*No, I didn't mean it that way, I meant basketball...


And that, wittians, is how my friends thought I wanted to have it with the boys in my class(feels wrong writing that).
*Shivers*
BTW I am way to young for that...
FYI I don't wanna do that!
*Screaming in disgust*









That moment of unbelievable awkwardness

When you have to explain a joke.






 



so, umm... Yeah.
My Chemical Romance is broken up...
I cried, and I can't believe it.
My little fangirl heart is sad and has stopped beating...
Seeing them perform was on my bucket list.
my life is so sad now.
i need a hug.

Seriously, what is wrong

with these kids now?


http://www.examiner.com/article/fifth-graders-murder-plot-elementary-school-kids-accused-of-conspiracy-to-kill
 

i just reache100
followers.

I want to say thank you because you guys are all amazing.
It took me like forever to reach this much followers,
and now I've finally achieved my goal.
I had a really bad day yesterday,
so it means a lot for you guys to make my day today.
I think I've already done this thing two times already in like two months...
But this is the most special one out of all of them, and this is why I
need to make it prettier, and to write a longer message to all of you
amazing followers of mine.
And all of those people who sent me nice comments;
and the haters; (a particular person who was going to delete me)
you are beautiful in your own way, except haters,
I still haven't found your beauty.
And I never will.
This time I'm not going to list all my followers, because I can't be stuffed, and also because you know who you are, and you don't need to see your name on a quote anymore.
You are a pretty and special person and don't let anything change that.

 


An awkward conversation I had with my sister a few days ago, YES I really did this.

me; *Looks in shirt* OMG WHAT IS THAT D; oh wait.. It's my n(i)pple.
my sister; o.O Dude you need some serious mental help....
me; Dude i thought a fothermucking Leprechaun was in there...
my sister; .....Wow.
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