Guess what first person to comment a 🦄 emoji gets a shoutout
dont let little stupid
things break your
happiness
Him: "I really wish I could marry you
someday"
Me: "I really wish I had a unicorn"
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: *laughs hysterically* "Hey, f*ck you!"
lmao
Me: "I really wish I had a unicorn"
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: *laughs hysterically* "Hey, f*ck you!"
lmao
uni•corn
\yu-ne-korn\
:animaginary animal that looks like a
horse and has a straight horn coming
out of the middle of its forehead.
\yu-ne-korn\
:an
horse and has a straight horn coming
out of the middle of its forehead.
Dear Noah,
We probably should have mentioned this earlier, but...
we're gay.
Sincerely, the only two unicorns on the Ark.
Unicorns and
Rainbows.....
Always be
yourself.
Unless you can be a
unicorn.
Then always be a
unicorn.
(:
yourself.
Unless you can be a
unicorn.
Then always be a
unicorn.
(:
