Unicorn Quotes

Guess what first person to comment a 🦄 emoji gets a shoutout


space is just a word
made up by someone 
who's afraid to get 
too close




   dont let little stupid 
   things break your 
   happiness
 
 

 

Him: "I really wish I could marry you someday"
Me: "I really wish I had a unicorn"
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: *laughs hysterically* "Hey, f*ck you!"

lmao
Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly, therefore I am a unicorn.
uni•corn
\yu-ne-korn\

:an imaginary animal that looks like a
horse and has a straight horn coming
out of the middle of its forehead.


Dear Noah,
We probably should have mentioned this earlier, but... we're gay.
Cookiedoughformats
Always be  
yourself.



Unless you can be a  

unicorn.



Then always be a  

unicorn.



(:

 
Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk
My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.
               






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