Best Unicorn Quotes This Year





i saw a unicorn today.
okay fine, i saw a girl who ate her food without instagramming it first. same thing.



 




always byourself
unless you can be a unicorn
then well the first option isn't even an option
now can i stroke your mane





mine



Pssh, no i wasn't sticking

my middle finger up at you.
 
I was simply going for
 
A fist bump....

Unicorn style.



 
If your a unicorn, Favorite this quote
I don't simply run the mile, I am a unicorn, therefore I must 'prance' the mile.
I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
So today in history our teacher (Mr. Stone, if you're curious) made us right Christmas lists. This was mine:
-Combat boots
-Warped tour tickets
-Riot Fest Tickets (3-day, chicago)
-Unlimited band merch
-A unicorn
Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk
My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.
               






                                                  THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.
*..*0lXm 0-_)
★★★
. .
 
Me?
Crazy?
I should get down off
this unicorn and slap
you!

 
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✔ Unicorn
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