Me watching Up at school:
Me: Aww there's that cute little girl
that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING
I got 98.768 problems and rounding up is one of them.
"My name's Ellie!
Thought you might
need a little cheerin' up. I got something to show
ya!
I am about to let you see something I have never shown to another human being.
Ever. In my life.
You'll have to swear you will not tell anyone.
Cross your heart. Do it!
My adventure book!
You know him. Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going:
South America. It's like America... but south!
Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
Paradise Falls, 'a land lost in time.' I ripped this right out a library book!
I'm gonna move my clubhouse there, and park it right next to the falls.
Who knows what lives up there? And once I get there...
Well, I'm saving these pages for all the adventures I'm gonna have.
Only... I don't know how I'm gonna to get to Paradise Falls.
That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp! Swear you'll take us!
Cross your heart! Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good. You promised. No backing out.
Well, see you tomorrow kid! Bye!"
I am about to let you see something I have never shown to another human being.
Ever. In my life.
You'll have to swear you will not tell anyone.
Cross your heart. Do it!
My adventure book!
You know him. Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going:
South America. It's like America... but south!
Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
Paradise Falls, 'a land lost in time.' I ripped this right out a library book!
I'm gonna move my clubhouse there, and park it right next to the falls.
Who knows what lives up there? And once I get there...
Well, I'm saving these pages for all the adventures I'm gonna have.
Only... I don't know how I'm gonna to get to Paradise Falls.
That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp! Swear you'll take us!
Cross your heart! Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good. You promised. No backing out.
Well, see you tomorrow kid! Bye!"
My
perfect day:
- Home alone
- Raining outside
- Cuddled up in bed
- My laptop by my side
- Loads of food
- Good music
- Home alone
- Raining outside
- Cuddled up in bed
- My laptop by my side
- Loads of food
- Good music
Witty Bootcamp
How it works:
1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:
2. I will split you all into groups (group yellow, red, etc, etc).
3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).
4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.
Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!
Go!
Here's
to
the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who
don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50
pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the
comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't
get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel
like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels.
Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't
get everything
they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are
beautiful.
You know you're not a kid anymore when
You have to hold your boobs when you jog up the stairs.
You have to hold your boobs when you jog up the stairs.
She's worried about stuff
That kids her age
Shouldn't be worried about
That kids her age
Shouldn't be worried about
a white girl
shows up to school fifteen minutes late with
starbucks because she was working
on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought
because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents
let her sleep in then bought her the
coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her
AP classes fck white girl jokes
