Me: *Searchs for my name on Urban Dictionary*
Me: I'm not blonde or ginger, you little shìt
Me: My eyes are green.
Me: I'm not wanted by many members of the opposite
sèx.
Me: Yes, I am a bìtch
Me: I am in no way the "cheerleader type"
Me: I hate parties
Me: Well, you got my bra size right.
Me: I don't have high standards. I take what I can get.
Me: I'm not tall.
Me: I'm not short.
Me: Well, last post, don't you sound like a bundle of joy!