Urbandictionary Quotes

Hand Job:
The 21st century equivelant of a kiss. 

Most people have relatable and cute Urban Dictionary Definitions of their name, Then There's me:
Minnie: Noun: Alternative spelling to mini when refering to female genital parts.
1: She's gone commando and her skirt is so short, that when she bends over you can see right up her minnie!
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Witty Profiles


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Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to record your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE.



 
1. Go to Urban Dictionary
2. Type in your name in the search.
3. Enjoy reading awesome things people say.
Me: *Searchs for my name on Urban Dictionary*
Me: I'm not blonde or ginger, you little shìt
Me: My eyes are green.
Me: I'm not wanted by many members of the opposite sèx.
Me: Yes, I am a bìtch
Me: I am in no way the "cheerleader type"
Me: I hate parties
Me: Well, you got my bra size right.
Me: I don't have high standards. I take what I can get.
Me: I'm not tall.
Me: I'm not short.
Me: Well, last post, don't you sound like a bundle of joy!
1) Look up Miley Cyrus on Urban Dictionary.
2) Scroll down to the fourth definition.
3) Try not to snort as you laugh hysterically.
Could not find a single bad word about Demi Lovato,
in the Urban Dictionary. I am impressed.
Thank God for urbandictionary or I'd never know what anyone was talking about

thank god for urbandictionary
or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 
Book hangover 
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3

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