Best Valentines Quotes This Month

Box of chocolates: $10
Flowers: $20
Dinner and a movie: $40
Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless


Valentine's day is five days away. So, if you're secretly in love with me,
I suggest that you reveal it now.
OMG, TEARS.


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My sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine's Day, he'd sent me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: 'my love for you grows'. Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago. "On my first Valentines Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeous bouquet addressed to me... from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The flourist replied, 'No, ma'am, it's not a mistake. before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you'd continue getting bouquets every Valentine's Day'. With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, 'My love for you is eternal.'"

I want this.

How I want my Valentine's Day to go:

-Wake up to a sweet good morning text from someone special to me.
-Go to school and be surprised with some wildflowers, and maybe a chocolate bar.
-Come home and get dressed up really nice.
-Go out with the same special someone and see the movie, Safe Haven.
-Talk on the phone all night with him, and have the happiest time.




How my Valentines Day will actually go: 

-Wake up and go on Witty.
-Go to school and sneak onto Witty.
-Come home, feed my cat, then get on Witty.
-Leave my room to get some popcorn, then come back to Witty.
-Spend all night, on Witty, and then realize I will be forever alone. 



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If you're reading this, you're my Valentine.
No take backs.

"Do you have a date for
Valentine's day?"
"Yes, February 14th."

 







in honor of valentines day, tell me about your crush!



 
So who else thinks that
tomorrow the pharmacy will be sold out of condoms and pregnancy tests?
Feb 15th

Other girls: "AWW this sucks :( I can't believe Valentines day it over!"


Me: "HALF PRICE CHOCOLATE!!!!"
Expectations on Valentines Day:
A dozen roses in locker, with a beautiful boy next to you  about to kiss you.

Reality:

sits at home, gains 50 pounds, dies.
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