My 5 year old
cousin: Erin! Erin!
- Starts crying - I lost my V- Card!!
Me: WHAT!? YOU LOST YOUR
V-CARD?! BUT. BUT. BUT YOU'RE
ONLY FIVE. YOU CAN'T BE DOING
THIS! YOU HAVE TO BLOW BUBBLES
NOT BOYS. OMFG. MY BABY COUSIN
LOST HER VIRGINITY. WHERE DID I
GO WRONG?! OMFG.
My mom: Oh, sweetie, here's your
v-card. The one you lost? I found it!
Me:
Mom: Erin, what are you yelling about?
She just lost her alphabet card.
Cousin:
Dog:
Cat:
5 year olds who really have lost their virginity:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Ooh.. her.. her alphabet card.. Ooh..
I.. I thought she meant.. Oh thank the lord
it was just her alphabet card.