Visiting Quotes

*at my house* *guest is visiting*

Guest: 
you have such a beautiful daughter! Is she the only one?
Mom: well she's the only daughter, but we still have four more kids that are boys...
Guest: well, you must be happy to have only one daughter
Mom: yes, but I'd just wish she'd study more, she's smart, but not a book worm like her older brothers...I'd just wish she were smarter...
Me: *fakes smiles* ~thoughts: wow mom...
Me: I'm 
Me: right
Me: f*cking
Me: here ~

true story :'C


Teacher: I'm gonna miss you guys when you graduate! You're gonna have to come back and visit us!

Me: I won't miss you! I'm never coming back to this dungeon! I'm free sucker!
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