Vlogbrothers Quotes



 We have this weird

thing in the world

where you don't get

insulted for what you

do
, but for who you

are
.
( John Green )
"GAY is NOT an INSULT"|Vlogbrothers

 

Amenah's format
"You can't know what an experience will mean to Future You until you are Future You."
~John Green
 




When you're furious with you're parents or you think they're terrible, just remember: You vomited on them and they still kept you!  -  John Green




 




Boys you don't want to date




Boys who don't
like smart girl
s
Format by Breeze
"So in fact, the circle of boys you don’t want to date is larger than, but entirely includes, the circle of boys who don’t like smart girls."
-John Green

 

John Green cooks food with 3-year-old son, Henry...

John: You take the celery, and then you add like, peanut butter and raisins and it's called "ants on a log."
Henry: I don't want peanut butter on it!
John: You don't want peanut butter on it?!
Henry: No!
John: What are you, a Communist?!
Henry: Umm...yes!
John: You are?!
Henry: Yes!
John: That's a surprise...but you know what? I'm just happy that you're politically engaged at your age, I think that's great.


What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegtable?
Barakoli



Gentlemen...
            nerd girls are the world's greatest underutilized romantic resource.



 

-John Green

We can build worlds with words. We can tear worlds    d
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                                                                                                        -Hank Green




How do you make an octopus giggle ten giggles?

You give him tenticles.....


(ten tickles..... hah)

 

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: first slowly, then all at once.
-John Green
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