Vodka Quotes







(( Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that's a damn fact. ))





 
9 0 desolated desolated
sad
If I fill a water gun with vodka would it be a vodka gun?
2 0 Morgan* Morgan*
vodka
Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one. 
 
 

6 0 Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
quote
Nothing in life is absolute.. except vodka. 
 
 

3 0 Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
quote
HAKUNA MA'VODKA

It means no memories for the rest of your night


37 13 Loki* Loki*
funny
When life gives you lemons add vodka. 
3 0 Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
lemons
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. Hehe
4 0 brittanyfaithw brittanyfaithw
bad
I no longer know
if I wish to drown myself
in pills,

vodka

or the sea.
2 1 Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
sea
I no longer know
if I wish to drown myself
in pills,

vodka

or the sea.
2 0 Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
sea
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
2 0 Nananananaa Nananananaa
funny
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