HOW DO CALCULATORS
WORK
we invented them
WHY
ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
*Runs into a
chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you
f.cking should be
Grandpa: That
man has homosexual hair. Or he's Swedish. Probably
both.
Me: Grandpa seriously you can't go around saying people have homosexual hair. That's a little offensive.
Grandpa: I also said he might be Swedish. You never know with those Swedes.
Me: Grandpa we're Swedish.
Grandpa: Exactly.
Me: Grandpa seriously you can't go around saying people have homosexual hair. That's a little offensive.
Grandpa: I also said he might be Swedish. You never know with those Swedes.
Me: Grandpa we're Swedish.
Grandpa: Exactly.
Science teacher: I'm not an artist
Math teacher: I'm not an artist
History teacher: I'm not an artist
Art teacher: I'm not an artist
Me: o.o
Math teacher: I'm not an artist
History teacher: I'm not an artist
Art teacher: I'm not an artist
Me: o.o
I would so f.ck the cuddle outta
you.
(yes you read that right ;) )
(yes you read that right ;) )
I literally
almost
favorited
a Greek
Yogurt
ad.
I hate that moment when
everything is going just fine and then you see something that
totally ruins your day:(
