Can Walmart be a
feeling?
Cause thats how i feel right now.
Cause thats how i feel right now.
OK EVERYONE just so you know, we drive on the right side of the
road in America. This applies even when your just pushing a cart
down the the aisles of Wal Mart. The change begins with you...
*at walmart*
me: but he had his own personality. I mean,
he was so energetic and loved playing with
bubbles. it was hard getting over him dying.
sister: IT. WAS. A. FISH.
me: HE WASN'T JUST A FISH TO ME.
lady: *continues to stare/laugh at me
as if I was an idiot.*
me: but he had his own personality. I mean,
he was so energetic and loved playing with
bubbles. it was hard getting over him dying.
sister: IT. WAS. A. FISH.
me: HE WASN'T JUST A FISH TO ME.
lady: *continues to stare/laugh at me
as if I was an idiot.*
I wish walmart had
a delivery
service or something. Like, I
want to be able to order some
tampons and get them asap
without having to leave my
house bc I'm on my period
and obviously out of tampons.
service or something. Like, I
want to be able to order some
tampons and get them asap
without having to leave my
house bc I'm on my period
and obviously out of tampons.
top
ten things to prank someone at walmart
1.tie a noose aroud a maniquin
2.set all they alarms at ten minutes so they go off thru out the day
3.go to the bathroom stall start grunting dropp a grapfruit in the toilet the put peanut butter on toilet paper roll it to thestranger in the stall next door and ask for it back
4.go walk up to a new employee and in an official tone say wehave a code three in aisle 6and see what they do
5.get a hole bunch of your freinds andstand in a line for nothing and get exited see how many people join you
6.put m&ms on layaway
7.go to customer servicesand ask for a chees burger some fries and a large diet coke then go to mcdonalds and trie to return a toaster
8.set up a tent in the the pet aisle
9.grab a been bag chair put it in front of the tvs and then tune them all in to he yong&restless(more affective if you have some popcorn and a two liter
10.steal a worker shirt theres endless posibilities for that one
1.tie a noose aroud a maniquin
2.set all they alarms at ten minutes so they go off thru out the day
3.go to the bathroom stall start grunting dropp a grapfruit in the toilet the put peanut butter on toilet paper roll it to thestranger in the stall next door and ask for it back
4.go walk up to a new employee and in an official tone say wehave a code three in aisle 6and see what they do
5.get a hole bunch of your freinds andstand in a line for nothing and get exited see how many people join you
6.put m&ms on layaway
7.go to customer servicesand ask for a chees burger some fries and a large diet coke then go to mcdonalds and trie to return a toaster
8.set up a tent in the the pet aisle
9.grab a been bag chair put it in front of the tvs and then tune them all in to he yong&restless(more affective if you have some popcorn and a two liter
10.steal a worker shirt theres endless posibilities for that one
Confession
23
I had a panic attack in Wal-mart from seeing my dad.
It was black friday, and I hadn't seen in him 3 years.
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I had a panic attack in Wal-mart from seeing my dad.
It was black friday, and I hadn't seen in him 3 years.
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Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails or
hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. "Clean up on aisle 13"
"But sir... There is no aisle 13.." *dramatic music*
