Wash Quotes

i promise you

it'll all make sense again

5 1

musicure
love

let the rain wash away
all the pain of yesterday

10 7

musicure
love

Sometimes I convince myself if I'm in the shower long enough
My problems will wash away
Down the drain

12 0

flyingbacon7
true

Showers are a place to sing, think, and fall asleep under the hot water as you lay in the tub like a naked hobo.

5 0

DunGoofed
water

I wrote your name in the sand,
but wave washed it away.
then i wrote it in the sky,
but wind blew it away,
so i wrote it in my heart ,
that where it will stay.

3 0

prabhupd
love

Real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day.

Format by Breeze

9 1

Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
true

Over havens fora full and swollen morass,

young habitat

10 0

cujo*
boniver

*IN THE SHOWER*

Me: Time to take a shower..

Me: nope, thats not hot enough. Let me just turn it up to boiling lava

Me: Why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?

Me: let me read the back of this..

Me: *drops shampoo bottle*

Me: OMG they probably think I just died!!

Me: if water is a renewable resource, does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in the same water before?

Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

Me: *sings* I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN!

Me: did i already wash my hair?

Me: might as well wash it again just to be sure..

Me: UGH. I ALREADY DID.

Me: Why do I always have a ton of shampoo but never any conditioner?

Me: Oops.

Me: I don't want to get out. Then it'll be freezing.

Me: Is it Friday yet?

Me: Okay I guess i'll get out now....

Me:

Me:

Me: okay now wheres my towel?!

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
funny