Best Watch Quotes Ever

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

179 4

happiest*
love

maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes

132 1

happiest*
funny

Me: What time is it?
David: Time for you to buy a watch.
Me: *laughs*
Me: *still laughing* No seriously, what time is it?
David: *straight-faced* No seriously, time for you to buy a watch.

67 0

Chris*
crush

I really want to have a Netflix date. I just want to sit in my pajamas with three boxes of pizza and cuddle while watching Netflix.

53 0

DunGoofed
cuddle

According to my watch, it is time to be together.

31 2

LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
watch

Someone should make clear popcorn bags so we can watch it pop and make sure it never burns.
nmq

26 2

Bec*
funny

IF YOU WEREN'T SO IGNORANT I WOULD
NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT WHAT YOU
SAID WAS COMPLETELY WRONG. YOU
SHOULD JUST KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
SAY STUFF LIKE THAT.

21 0

x0x_jay_x0x
watch

You want to see a perfect relationship,
watch a movie

15 0

JustMeh
funny

You say I can't do it
But I just turn around and say
"Watch me"

13 0

flyingbacon7
watch

Listen to me sing !

Copy and Paste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rck4aaoLbug

4 9

*Freedom*
love