Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down
for a little fireside chat.
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your
mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear
them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
always will." Ever since that night we have never had any
problems."
Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his
honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try
these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit
me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget
that."
Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said:
"Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your
pants."
So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your
attitude, you never will."