Best Wedding Quotes This Year









A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.







 
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"

So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."

She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."

So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
My crush and I were chatting on Oovoo and he sent me a heart.
So I'm going to need a wedding planner by tomorrow if possible?

Me on my wedding day: Wait you still like me, right? I didn't mess anything up yet, right? XD


So I was at my cousin's wedding and the DJ said 

"Everyone grab that special someone so we can slow it down a bit,"

I turned to face my date, but found him dancing with my five year old cousin. 

So I picked up my plate of cake and danced with that instead. 

Today..
I   w a s   i n   c h u r c h.
&&  a couple were celebrating
their
60 year marriage

M y   l i t t l e  b r o t h e r
 tugged on my sweater 

& commented;;


I didn't know it could last that long
I asked "What do you mean, 'it' ?"

he smiled and replied:

"Love."



true story :]



 








Me on my wedding day: you still like me right




Me at my wedding: you still like me right
 

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives 
has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
from a vending machine
My Wedding Day
Priest: 
You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.


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