a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
so today I walked into my English class
to find my teacher playing a ukulele.
Someone please tell me that their school is as weird as mine.
You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.
I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.
Kinda
weird
that you can think about someone
as much as you want
and they have no
idea.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my
car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and
die
♥
In
1000
years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think
we fried people as punishment.
